蘇東坡毒舌起來，一般人還真招架不住！
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相傳，北宋大文豪蘇東坡臉長，其妹子出句嘲笑他：
“昨日一滴相思淚，今日方流到腮邊。”
蘇東坡反唇相譏：
“蓮步未離香格下，額頭已到畫堂前。”
小妹不甘示弱，又笑哥哥的滿臉胡須：
“欲叩齒牙無覓處，忽聞毛裡有聲傳。”
據說，蘇小妹為瞭找到如意郎君，曾以文選婿。當時消息一傳出，呈文求婚者不計其數。
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